I actually shave on a regular basis – it’s just that the regular basis I’m referring to is every month or so. The only reason I do that is that my wife puts a stop limit order on the length of my beard. If it were up to me, I’d probably wouldn’t put any stops on it or at least the time stop would be a couple months at least.
This is not because I’m “trying to hide my face” like my wife often accused me of or have some aversion to shaving. It’s just that I’m lazy. It also seems like every time I shave I make an order entry mistake and end up bleeding for days. Maybe I need to look for a different shaving platform that is easier to use.
What I’d really like is an automated shaving system (ASS) that would keep my beard trimmed without me actually doing anything. Perhaps I’m searching for the holy grail that doesn’t exist, but it sure would be nice to have such a shaving system. I’d venture to say that Ugly would be a beta tester of this system.
OK, if anyone can keep this analogy going, please do so in the comments. 😉